Roastoscope

Taurus

July 28, 2026

The Sun and Pluto are pulling the whole sky apart today, and the fracture lands square on your Neptune — the one part of you that ever imagined anything. Five of your planets are packed in Taurus like furniture nobody's rearranged in years, so the pull registers as a mood you'll wait out. It empties, on schedule, into the same silence you keep calling steady.