Roastoscope

Leo

September 11, 2026

Your Venus is drowning in Virgo, and today Pluto squares Neptune—the exact point where you cannot tell your own tenderness from your own poison. You've spent years calling the audit love, filing corrections as care, and the pattern has calcified: you show up to fix what wasn't broken, then stand amazed that nobody thanks you for the wound. The curve is visible from here. You'll keep doing it, keep missing why the room empties, and call it standards.