Terms of Service

Effective {{EFFECTIVE DATE}}

These terms govern your use of Roastrology. It's a roast, for entertainment. Use it in that spirit and we'll get along.

Accepting these terms

In plain terms: Using Roastrology means you agree to this. You must be at least 16.

By using Roastrology you agree to these Terms and to our Privacy Policy. You must be at least 16 years old to use the service. If you don't agree, don't use it.

What Roastrology is

In plain terms: Entertainment. Not advice of any kind.

Roastrology generates comedic commentary from astronomical data. It is for entertainment only and is not psychological, medical, financial, legal, or astrological advice. Don't make real decisions based on a roast.

Acceptable use

In plain terms: Don't attack, scrape, or overload the service.

You agree not to abuse the service: no automated scraping or bulk requests, no attempts to overload, probe, or break it, no reverse-engineering of the service, and nothing unlawful. We may rate-limit or block traffic that threatens availability or cost.

Intellectual property

In plain terms: The roast you generate is yours to share; the product and brand are ours.

The roast text generated for you is yours to read and share. The Roastrology software, design, brand, and underlying engine remain our property. Don't pass the product off as your own.

Disclaimers and limitation of liability

In plain terms: It's provided as-is. We're not liable for how you take a joke from the void.

The service is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. To the maximum extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of Roastrology.

Your data

In plain terms: How we handle it lives in the Privacy Policy.

Our handling of your data is described in our Privacy Policy, which forms part of these Terms.

Termination

In plain terms: You can delete your data anytime; we can suspend abuse.

You may stop using the service and delete your data at any time. We may suspend or terminate access that violates these Terms or threatens the service.

Governing law

In plain terms: The law of where we're incorporated governs disputes.

These Terms are governed by the laws of {{JURISDICTION OF INCORPORATION}}, without regard to conflict-of-law rules.

Changes to these terms

In plain terms: We'll update the date when they change.

We may update these Terms; we'll revise the effective date above when we do.

Contact

In plain terms: Reach us here.

Questions about these Terms: privacy@vanishingpoint.dev.