Terms of Service

Effective 2026-07-22

These terms govern your use of Roastrology. It's a roast, for entertainment. Use it in that spirit and we'll get along.

Accepting these terms

In plain terms: Using Roastrology means you agree to this. You must be at least 16.

By using Roastrology you agree to these Terms and to our Privacy Policy. You must be at least 16 years old to use the service. If you don't agree, don't use it.

What Roastrology is

In plain terms: Entertainment. Not advice of any kind.

Roastrology generates comedic commentary from astronomical data. It is for entertainment only and is not psychological, medical, financial, legal, or astrological advice. Don't make real decisions based on a roast.

The roast is savage by design

In plain terms: You're asking to be roasted. It will roast you.

Roastrology's whole point is a harsh, personal-feeling comedic roast. By using it you accept that the content is deliberately savage humor aimed at you — generated by an AI from astronomical data. It is not a statement of fact about you, not a judgment of your worth, and not aimed at anyone else. If being roasted isn't fun for you today, don't press the button.

Your license to use Roastrology

In plain terms: A personal license to use it; the roasts made for you are yours to share.

We grant you a limited, personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to use Roastrology for your own entertainment. Sharing the roasts generated for you — including screenshots — is allowed and encouraged. You may not resell the service, offer it as your own, or use it to build a competing product. All rights not expressly granted are reserved.

For the inputs you give us (your birth details and steering choices), you grant us the license we need to operate the service: compute your chart, generate your roasts, and show them back to you, as described in the Privacy Policy.

Acceptable use

In plain terms: Don't attack, scrape, or overload the service.

You agree not to abuse the service: no automated scraping or bulk requests, no attempts to overload, probe, or break it, no reverse-engineering of the service, and nothing unlawful. We may rate-limit or block traffic that threatens availability or cost.

Paid features and billing

In plain terms: Prices are shown before you pay. Stripe handles the card. Broken purchase? We fix it.

Some features are paid. The price and what it buys are always shown before you confirm a purchase. Payments are processed by Stripe; we never see or store your card number.

Paid digital content is delivered immediately on purchase. By purchasing you consent to immediate delivery and acknowledge that, where consumer law allows, this waives the standard withdrawal period once delivery begins. If a purchase goes wrong — you were charged and received nothing, or charged twice — contact us at support@roastrology.ai and we will make it right, including a refund where due.

If we offer a recurring subscription, its price, renewal terms, and how to cancel are shown at checkout and in your account before you commit.

Intellectual property

In plain terms: The roast you generate is yours to share; the product and brand are ours.

The roast text generated for you is yours to read and share. The Roastrology software, design, brand, and underlying engine remain our property. Don't pass the product off as your own.

Disclaimers and limitation of liability

In plain terms: It's provided as-is. We're not liable for how you take a joke from the void.

The service is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. To the maximum extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of Roastrology.

Your data

In plain terms: How we handle it lives in the Privacy Policy.

Our handling of your data is described in our Privacy Policy, which forms part of these Terms.

Termination

In plain terms: You can delete your data anytime; we can suspend abuse.

You may stop using the service and delete your data at any time. We may suspend or terminate access that violates these Terms or threatens the service.

Assignment

In plain terms: We can hand these terms to a company we form; your rights don't shrink.

We may assign these Terms, and the service and its intellectual property, to a legal entity we form or control to operate Roastrology. Your rights under these Terms are unaffected by such an assignment. You may not assign your rights under these Terms.

Governing law

In plain terms: New Mexico law governs disputes.

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of New Mexico, United States, without regard to conflict-of-law rules.

Changes to these terms

In plain terms: We'll update the date when they change.

We may update these Terms; we'll revise the effective date above when we do.

Contact

In plain terms: Reach us here.

Questions about these Terms: support@roastrology.ai.