Roastoscope

Capricorn

September 11, 2026

Saturn is retrograde and ruling your Sun from Taurus, which means you're still paying the old debts while convinced you've moved on; Pluto is sitting on your South Node—the past you keep underwriting—and the current sky has Venus squaring it, which reads as: you will mistake the next person's departure for proof you were right to keep everyone at arm's length. The pattern completes itself on schedule. You don't sabotage relationships; you architect them to fail so the loneliness reads as principle.