Roastoscope

Gemini

September 11, 2026

Uranus just turned retrograde and you're reading it as permission to finally say what you've been storing since Tuesday. The New Moon in Virgo yesterday erased nothing—your Moon in Cancer doesn't forget, it just waits for the sky to align with your grudge. The instrument measures planetary motion; you measure it against the exact hour someone disappointed you three years back and called it spiritual timing.