Roastoscope

Libra

July 28, 2026

Saturn stations retrograde over the awkward angle to your Scorpio Venus, and the reading is plain: the part of you that must be known as the most devoted person in the room and the part that punishes itself to prove it will never once be introduced. You'll keep interrogating people who love you and filing the transcripts as intimacy. The instrument only notes when the two halves are scheduled to meet — never.