Roastoscope
Scorpio
October 28, 2026
Scorpio is having its season. The Sun is here, the light is flattering, and none of that is a compliment.
Today's Scorpio horoscope — the sky right now
Mars is direct in Leo.
Planets in Scorpio right now: ☉ Sun, ☿ Mercury Rx.
The Sun is in Scorpio. The universe is aiming directly at you. It is not impressed.