Roastoscope

Aries

September 11, 2026

Venus and Pluto are squaring Neptune right now, and the instrument logs what happens: you mistake the dissolution for depth. The fantasy doesn't shatter—it *liquefies*, and you call the blur intimacy, conviction, clarity. By the time you surface, you've reorganized your life around someone who was never there, and you'll spend the next three years calling it maturity when what you're doing is just holding still, waiting for the next person to dissolve into.